Problem

I just went to get my food.

I got another message from my dad.  Just beat the crap out of him and *beep*.  I can have good food, not just those stupid worthless unattractive uninteresting movie stars.

I can get mad at Ellen DeGeneres for making me feel uncomfortable.  I'm gonna *beep* him if he is the only one who did it.  Someone, help me.  Just *beep* him.  He's being shit, blaming his almost dead mom.

Problem

*BEEP* TIM BURTON AND HELENA BONHAM CARTER

I WANT REAL FOOD

Problem

I DON'T CARE ABOUT HELENA BONHAM CARTER

GO AWAY YOU STUPID NIGGERS.  YOU'RE WORTHLESS, USELESS, MISTAKES.

Problem

Look, people, you are all niggers.  Why the sudden fear for Helena Bonham Carter?  She seems pretty nice sometimes, but you gotta let out a big stinker on that one.

Problem

How stupid can Ellen DeGeneres be?  Just because Chloe Moretz is filled up like me and Helena Bonham Carter filled Tim Burton's daughter doesn't mean you go straight in for the kill.

Problem

What are you waiting for now, the next remark from Helena Bonham Carter on Ellen DeGeneres?

Having a Good Point

Does Ellen DeGeneres have a point?  So, she's just bad and tells people they're not good.  So, like if someone does something bad, like she has to agree?  Why is this a big deal?  I guess you just like her because she's young, a young generation, and has blonde hair and blue eyes and is strong.  Is it because she's Jewish, too?  What about Helena Bonham Carter?  She's Spanish?  What about people who are all Spanish?

Kidding

Why does Ellen DeGeneres keep kidding like Helena Bonham Carter?

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Look at this girl from England, how pleasured she is and in a cozy, protected, European way.  My dad is gonna rampage over this somehow.

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